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Drinking quotes

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

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