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Humor quotes

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

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